fifty shades of wrong

by Mojito Maven on October 23, 2009

On occasion I find Robert Pattinson attractive, but this, my friends, is not one of those times. This picture from Interview magazine is about fifty shades of wrong.

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Let’s discuss:

Is that black t-shirt with cutoff sleeves underneath a dark gray vest?
And whitey tighties?
How about the untied gray sweatpants?
Not to mention he appears slightly constipated.

I just do not find him attractive in this picture AT ALL. He looks like he fell in a dumpster (though my sister would vehemently disagree).

Could Interview magazine not come up with ANYTHING better to dress Hollywood’s hottest actor in?

I recognize I am in the minority in this and I will probably have hordes of fan girls chasing me with pitchforks, but seriously?!?

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{ 33 comments… read them below or add one }

1 belle on heels 10.23.09 at 11:16 am

ummm….couldn’t agree more! if you’re going to pull his pants down, just show us the goods. tighty whities? notsomuch.

2 Jennifer 10.23.09 at 11:33 am @jennifer_25

It’s true! Its so true! I know that he has the reputation of (and looks hot in) the disheveled look, but this is just taking it to far. I have no idea what wardrobe and the photographer were thinking. They were completely misdirected.

ps. Why no palette cleanser on this post? A picture this wrong should be followed by something that will leave us with day dreams floating in our heads for the afternoon! :)

3 Brittany 10.23.09 at 11:39 am

I so agree with you! I don’t find him, save a FEW instances, attractive! And this pic is probably one of the worst I’ve seen! It may be because I’m team Jacob, but still…

Have a GREAT weekend!

4 E 10.23.09 at 11:44 am

i have to say i agree. i normally think he’s quite tasty, but this is not a good showing for him! we KNOW he could look sexy in lounge wear, but this misses the mark.

5 A Walk With The Marshalls 10.23.09 at 11:53 am

All I can say is BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! embarrassing!

6 Samma 10.23.09 at 12:14 pm

Why are his undies hanging out??

7 Ally 10.23.09 at 12:24 pm

Yikes!! Not attractive AT ALL. Kind of makes me want to gag a little bit.

8 Lauren Kelly 10.23.09 at 12:26 pm @www.twitter.com/lkelly56

This picture is wrong on so many levels, haha!! :)

9 Jennelle 10.23.09 at 12:28 pm

Nope, you’re not crazy. I totally agree! Sometimes he’s cute, other times, like in this photo, he is most definitely NOT.

10 Running In Stilettos 10.23.09 at 12:31 pm

I think he has a creepy face in general. He really freaks me out when I see him in a magazine. But I totally get where you are coming from on this particular photo and how he they chose to style him for it!

11 Kirby @ Good Gals Inc 10.23.09 at 12:46 pm

Yeah, that is NOT cute!!! EW!

12 Cee 10.23.09 at 1:04 pm

I so agree with you girl.

I think he is attractive in movies because he usually looks clean (not anything amazing, but attractive.) In real life he reminds me of a hobo.

13 Tara Gibson 10.23.09 at 1:04 pm

ewww this is NOT attractive!

14 Gwen 10.23.09 at 1:05 pm

I agree 100%. I don’t think he’s “hot” either. I always hear that if I had read the books I would and I just don’t think it would change my opinion of him. That grungy dirty look is just not what I would consider “my type”. XOXO

15 Pink Julep 10.23.09 at 1:19 pm @PinkJulep

Sorry… don’t agree with you on this one. He’d be smokin hot in garbage bag! Love him and this picture is sooo teasing… would love to see what happens when those baggy pants just fall off and reveal what looks like it might be the most perfect bum ever!!! (sorry… it’s friday and I’m behaving badly!)

16 AuntBT 10.23.09 at 1:20 pm

Ugh! The only time he’s ever been remotely attractive is when he’s in front of a piano. Agree completely!!

17 Tracy 10.23.09 at 1:26 pm

Nope, have to agree – this is an AWFUL photo of him! They should definitely have done better than this hot mess! YUCK!

18 A Southern Accent 10.23.09 at 1:28 pm

Maybe it’s an attempt to make him seem less attractive than he really is. Now, I believe RPatz is definitely a hottie, but I think it’s because of the way Edward is portrayed in the books that makes people freak over him – if only he were really a well-educated, rich, flying, 19th century, honorable, sexy vampire!

19 Becky 10.23.09 at 1:29 pm

I dunno about this picture…but he’s still hot! Hawtness in the hizzzzzy!!!! He’s HAWT!
but yes there are better pics out there!

20 Meredith 10.23.09 at 1:46 pm

i have to agree with you on this one. i may or may not have an unhealthy obsession with r. patz and i think this picture is AWFUL! seriously, they couldn’t have gotten a better one. it’s trashy and grungy and not in the hot kind of way!

21 Maggie @ It Is Everlasting 10.23.09 at 1:49 pm

Gross. Really, really gross.

22 Jennifer @ Her Southern Charm 10.23.09 at 2:01 pm @hrsoutherncharm

1 belle on heels 10.23.09 at 11:16 am
if you’re going to pull his pants down, just show us the goods.

I concur! Why be such a tease, Robbie?! lol! Love that she said that!!!!

His face is beautiful, but his wardrobe needs major help. Whatever happened to dressing a man in a dapper suit and tie? Or a preppy sport coat? Why the need to look homeless? What is going on with today’s youth!?

23 LCG 10.23.09 at 2:36 pm

that is quite odd!

24 Katie 10.23.09 at 3:15 pm

two words: crack kills.

25 Katie 10.23.09 at 3:15 pm

two words: crack kills…if only he didn’t have those creepy whitey tighties on…why the sagging?

26 Brit 10.24.09 at 10:05 am @landlockedbride

I don’t find him very attractive at all and this picture just seconds that thought.

27 victoria 10.24.09 at 1:41 pm

Totally agree, but that said I still can’t wait to go to the midnight showing of “New Moon”. Also wanted to thankyou for turning me on to “Wide Awake” and fanfiction reading!

28 Karolina 10.24.09 at 4:51 pm @luvEurope

First of all, I LOVE mojitos and after bartending for a while, I think Ive perfected the art. Secondly- I swoon over Rob even though I agree this isn’t his best look, but I would still divorce my husband if he offered to marry me. (terrible, I know!!)

29 Little Pink Magnolia 10.25.09 at 12:58 am

The upper half of the outfit I can deal with, but I do not understand why he looks like he forgot to pull his pants up all the way. Not attractive.

30 Rachel @ it's a hero 10.25.09 at 8:03 am

Yeah I’m def not a big fan of his outfit he has going on. Not attractive photo at all.

31 Barefoot in the Park 10.25.09 at 2:04 pm

drawstring sweatpants are not a good idea for anyone, vampire or not.

32 Selectively Bitchy 10.25.09 at 4:46 pm @SelectiveBitch

Just found your blog! Love it, and will be back again and again!

33 Miss Type A 10.25.09 at 9:47 pm

I’m not a fan of the picture, but then again I’m not an R Patz fan. He’s too pretty for me.

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