your tire’s all flat and junk

by Mojito Maven on December 3, 2009

Geico commercials are insanely genius.

Gecko? Check.
Cavemen? Check.
Kash with Mysto & Pizzi’s remake of Rockwell’s “Somebody’s Watching Me”? Check.

Talking Pothole? BEST. COMMERCIAL. EVER!!

Oh no, your tire’s all flat and junk.

Oh did I do that?

Here. Let me get my cellular out and call you a wrecker.

Oh shoot, I got no phone cause I’m a pothole.

Soooo…..Kay bye!

Note: Mr. Mojito, this post is dedicated to you.

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1 Windy City Kelley's 12.03.09 at 3:23 pm

I LOVE that commercial. I always stop what I’m doing when it’s on to watch and laugh at it. :)

2 Cee 12.03.09 at 4:02 pm

I love that one! Somehow the pothole kinda reminds me of Jessica Simpson

3 Missy 12.03.09 at 4:08 pm

I’ve seen that one!!! haha

4 Abbie 12.03.09 at 4:14 pm

That one is by far my favorite. I always say it out loud when it comes on… complete with accent.

5 I'm Just Beachy 12.03.09 at 4:17 pm

That IS a great commercial, but my favorite has to be the e-trade baby! “Take! These Boken Wings! And learn to fly again!” Gets me everytime!

6 Erin @ Blue-Eyed Bride 12.03.09 at 4:23 pm

soooooooo……. :) hahahaha

7 Carie 12.03.09 at 4:38 pm

Lol..that is most defintely my favorite commercial. Due to the fact that I sound just like the girl in the commercial, accent and all, my friends have a bet going that I secretely did that commercial. Everytime I meet someone new, they make me say the commercial..lol. I love it!

8 Lauren 12.03.09 at 4:45 pm

YESSSS!!! We love and quote this one all the time! THE BEST!!! I actually push play when I’m fast forwarding on the DVR just to watch!!!

9 Laura B 12.03.09 at 5:27 pm

It’s funny that someone pictured Jessica Simpson when they hear the commercial cause for me its Britney Spears. Great commercial all around.

10 Mary Michal 12.03.09 at 5:35 pm

Oh my gosh…I LOVE that commercial. It’s seriously hilarious!

11 Katie 12.03.09 at 6:35 pm

Love this!! She’s sassy!

12 ClassyFabSarah 12.03.09 at 7:04 pm @ClassyFabSarah

My friends have been known to call my voice mail and leave their impression of that commercial on my voice mail.

Best voice mail ever.

13 Amber 12.03.09 at 8:48 pm

Love that commercial…the pot hole reminds me of Britney Spears-wait! Rephrase! The voice and tone and drawl of the pothole remind me of Ms. Spears herself. LOL

14 Natalie 12.03.09 at 8:49 pm @sweetcalifornia

I LOVE that commercial! For some reason the voice (and the accent) make me think of Jamie-Lynn Spears!

15 Ally 12.03.09 at 10:00 pm

I love that commercial–I second Natalie–the voice reminds me of the Spears’ sisters (and I can’t believe I just typed that).

16 Es 12.03.09 at 10:13 pm

This post should also be dedicated to Danica the chic runner. After all, her Halloween costume was “the money you could be saving with Geico.”

http://chicrunner.com/halloween-in-pictures/

17 Natalie 12.03.09 at 10:54 pm @nnb1975

I love that commercial - it is one of the funniest ones out right now. Just for the accent alone!

18 Lianna 12.04.09 at 5:57 am

I just saw it the other day for the firs time and literally BURST out laughing…so darn hilarious!

19 Freck 12.04.09 at 10:25 am @fiveoclockfreck

I always chuckle at this commercial, her southern accent cracks me up!! Does anyone else think of Britney Spears when you see this commercial??

20 VogueOntheRange 12.04.09 at 11:45 am @VogueOntheRange

This just blesses my heart!! I thought my mum and I were the only ones in the world that got a kick out of it!

21 Wendy @ A Southern Accent 12.04.09 at 4:03 pm

It is so funny you say that - my co-workers say every time they see this commerical, they say it sounds just like me! Now that’s a southern accent for sure!

22 Jessica 12.04.09 at 11:16 pm

That commercial makes me giggle every time I see it! I wish I could do a perfect imitation of the pot hole voice, then I could make myself giggle all day long!

23 Lulu 12.07.09 at 9:45 pm @thedirtymartini

Testing, testing, 1-2-3? First blog comment on my *new* computer, only fitting I come and leave it here!

I absolutely ADORE this commercial! It makes me want to say “Should I call urrr wrecker??” to the Mr. all night.

Love you, so glad to be back and looped in on your life!
xoxo,
Lulu

24 Anonymous 12.09.09 at 1:41 pm

that comercial is the bomb digityyyyyy (:

25 QOS 12.20.09 at 8:33 pm

This commercial is hysterically funny. I’m from Texas and my northern friend just cracks up at my accent and the way I say “Bohhhll, instead of boy-el (boil) and yella instead yellow.”

Love the “all flat and junk” LOL “and junk” is something we all tack onto statements!!

Love the Shankapotumas etrade commercial too!

26 Cas 01.21.10 at 1:08 pm

One of my all time fav commercials!

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